the best pranks are the super harmless ones
like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in every picture in their house?
Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours
Confuse, don’t abuse ;)
'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'
'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'
Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.
|partner:||you be the teacher ill be the student ;)|
|me:||write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday|
|partner:||oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)|
|partner:||but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)|
|partner:||so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))|
|me:||an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday|